I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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