I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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