Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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