Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
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Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
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he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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