all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I just had sex on a roof
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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