Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
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