I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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