you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
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College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
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I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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