you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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