When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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