I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
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Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
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Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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