And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
