If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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