at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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