When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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