i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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