it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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