I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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