No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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