I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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