I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
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We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
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It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
These tits shall not be calmed
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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