I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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