so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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