I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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