He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Randomize
