im holly from the hills drunk
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
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she pinky promised me she was 18
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
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I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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