I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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