How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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