Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
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the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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