fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she looked like the before picture.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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