i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Girls should come with a carfax report
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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