u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
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I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
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and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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