Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
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We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
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The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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