Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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