whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
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Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
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So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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