Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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