and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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