D3 body, D1 cock
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
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You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
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I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
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