I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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