Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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