I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
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Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
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There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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