I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
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They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
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I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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