I'm really into asian looking animals
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
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I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
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I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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