After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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