I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
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also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Of course I have a pirate flag
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Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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