Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
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He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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