He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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