i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I've blown a few things in my day
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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