I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
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okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
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Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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