her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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