Don't you send me to vm
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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