dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
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