Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
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