Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
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she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
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